Chapter 21 of fanfiction Harry Potter & The Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong. [link]
Harry lose the bet (aka reading competition) to Hermione Granger. And the pay for the winner is Harry has to go on a date with Hermione for 2 hours, dressed in such clothing as was provided, visiting such fascinating places in Hogwarts as a tiny burbling waterfall of what looked to Harry like snot, accompanied by a number of other girls who insisted on such helpful activities as strewing Harry's & Hemione's path with Transfigured rose petals.
His face is so perfect and oh gosh, with the rose petals and the dress, it practically looks like they're getting married, I expect Harry would look about as enthusiastic about that too love it, fantastic illustration, hilarious job
Ohhh my Rowling this is brilliant. Makes me laugh more and more the longer I stare at it. This is the true romantic nature of eleven-year-old girls, and it is spot-on.
love it, fantastic illustration, hilarious job
This is freaking hilarious. He looks so...heh.
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I wanna be a StarKid Actress!